paperb0y

fair trade

svvitzerland:

Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

he wanted to win the nobell prize

homie in the back

“911 whats your emergency?” hi i need to report a kidnapping. my son is taking a nap in his room right now.

poor madeline

sure communism looks good on paper

but i look better

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y