emotionallydetachedandavailable:

Zaxo, Duhok province, Kurdistan.

cacoethetic

we’re goin here

silly-melisser:

illkim:

When you’re secretly drunk at a family party

why is this so hilarious

precocious:

when you chillin so hard on the toilet you get elbow indents on your thighs

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

*calls employer after job interview*

me: oh um, hello, i was here for a job interview last week and i was just wondering how it went? *clenches teeth and holds my breath*

employer: oh sorry the job opening went to someone else

me: is it my pussy stink or…..?

just-shower-thoughts:

People who turn 46 tomorrow have a birthday of 4/20/69

tranarchistbitch:

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

bucbeaks:

*interrupts history teacher* when r we talking about the battle of hogwarts though